We are hiring a couple babysitters again this year to entertain the kids and keep them chained up in the basement. We'll let everyone know it's fine to bring kids but they're going to be banished to the dungeon and they need to pay the babysitter. (Between $5 and $10 per kid for the night. Cheaper than getting your own sitter around here.)

The two babysitters have a blast with the kids and make a lot of money. Best of all, we're not all fighting to get these two girls to babysit for each of us. (At least 5 or 6 of the couples that come to our parties use the same babysitters.)