Yikes. I had a really bad experience a few years ago with another online vendor *coughHalloweenTrickerycough*so I can relate to just how frustrating a situation like this is.

I get regular emails from this Eric creep asking if I want to invest in a franchise or a haunted house for the bargain basement price of 35 grand. It gives his New Hampshire address so if you would like it let me know......

I'd post it but he might sue me.