You guys should try this site

http://www.hedstorm.net/HAUNT/SoundE...TES/index.html

They have dual channel sound tracks for two talking hillbillies.
I used this material and had two hillbilly talking Boris skeletons doing a 7 minute routine.
It was hilarious.
The kids had to drag the parent’s away form watching the whole Jack and Dave show.

It gets an A++++++++++ on my scale.

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"To see them running from my yard screaming full of fright
puts a joy in my heart I only get on Halloween night. "

Doug B.