You might be a home haunter...
...if you openly discuss on the internet topics such as:

•Corpsing
•Where to find body parts
•How to build a Guillotine, Gallows or Electric Chair
•Bizarre, creative uses for foam heads, cheese cloth and pool noodles
and
•Cannibalizing Santa's reindeer

...without fear of being the subject of an FBI investigation.

Roger (excuse me, there's someone at the door)

"Rotting corpes make lovely fertilizer." -- The Dark Gardener