I work for a water home and office delivery co. and have been thinking all day about an idea using an old water cooler as a cool prop. I would take the spigots apart to allow water to flow through, put them back on. Then re route tubing to a pump, water (colored red of course) would flow from a bottle marked "Vampire Springs" on it through the spigots into the driptray and be recirculated. Maybe paint the cooler black an put some wings folded casually at the sides. What da ya think?